Clark's Eggnog

A spiced and spiked eggnog. This limited edition Christmas soap is all you’ll need to press on through the chaos of the family Christmas and have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny-f***ing-Kaye."

“Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?”  - Clark Griswald

INGREDIENTS: Saponified Oils of (Olive, Shea Butter, Responsibly Sourced Palm Oil, Coconut Oil,) Glycerin, Saponified Castor Oil, Kaolin Clay, Essential Oils of (West Indian Bay Leaf, Benzoin, Cinnamon Leaf, Nutmeg, Sweet Orange, Cedarwood, Clove, Balsam of Peru)